supsass:

can i sell my feelings on ebay i don’t want them anymore

mild-bloom:

i dont need a valentine i need 8 million dollars and a fast metabolism

puralize:

you don’t understand how hard it is to take a selfie when you’re ugly

serration:

constantly torn between “if it’s meant to be, it will be” and “if you want it, go get it”

2k13blogger:

does anyone have like ten thousand dollars they don’t want

dutchster:

when you try to flick away a bug but it comes towards you instead

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 *me when bored*
me: mom you need anything?
mom: no, thanks
 *me on the laptop*
mom: can you come help me?
me: 

yungghunty:

Boy: Wanna go out sometime?

Me: No, I’m sorry. I’m really trying to focus on my career right now.

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